You Don't Want To Get On This List!
While Santa Claus IS The Jolliest Of Them All, Santa Claus And Jolliest Claus Agree, There Are Certain Things Santa Can't & Won't Do.
The Infamous Naughty List Does Exist
Don't Get Your Stockings Too Tangled Up, The List Isn't That "Bad"
These are things that Jolliest Clause Won't Allow Santa to do. Absolutely No exceptions.
- *Santa Claus Will Not Consume Alcohol
- *Santa Claus Will Not Feed Others
- *Santa Claus Will Not Hold Live Pets / Animals
- *Santa Claus Will Not Be In Any Part Of A Residence With Out Parent Or Legal Guardian Present.
- *Santa Claus Will Not Be Part Of Obsceni
These are things that Jolliest Clause Won't Allow Santa to do. Absolutely No exceptions.
- *Santa Claus Will Not Consume Alcohol
- *Santa Claus Will Not Feed Others
- *Santa Claus Will Not Hold Live Pets / Animals
- *Santa Claus Will Not Be In Any Part Of A Residence With Out Parent Or Legal Guardian Present.
- *Santa Claus Will Not Be Part Of Obscenities IE: No Nude Photos On Or Around.
- *Santa Claus Will Not Be In A Residence Or Business With Illegal Drugs And Or Other Illegal Activities.
- *Santa Claus Will Not Be placed in compromising positions of any kind.
- While #SantaClaus loves dogs, not all dogs love Santa, even some of the most adorable, cuddliest, fluffiest, nice as can be dogs don't like Santa. So, Please be sure to secure your pets for the duration of the visit.
- Jolliest Claus Staff As Well As Santa Claus Will Leave Immediately & Not Return If Any Of The Naughty List Is Committed, Discovered And Or Attempted.