You Don't Want To Get On This List!
While Santa Claus IS The Jolliest Of Them All, Santa Claus And Jolliest Claus Agree, There Are Certain Things Santa Can't & Won't Do.
Beware: Santa Claus’ Naughty List Exists!
Don't Get Your Stockings Too Tangled Up, The List Isn't That "Bad"
“Things Santa Claus Absolutely Won’t Do. No Exceptions!”
- Santa Claus will not consume alcohol.
- Santa Claus will not feed anyone.
- Santa Claus will not hold live pets or animals.
- Santa Claus will not be in any part of a residence without a parent or legal guardian present.
- Santa Claus will not be part of obscenities (no nude photos or
“Things Santa Claus Absolutely Won’t Do. No Exceptions!”
- Santa Claus will not consume alcohol.
- Santa Claus will not feed anyone.
- Santa Claus will not hold live pets or animals.
- Santa Claus will not be in any part of a residence without a parent or legal guardian present.
- Santa Claus will not be part of obscenities (no nude photos or inappropriate content).
- Santa Claus will not be in a residence or business with illegal drugs or illegal activities.
- Santa Claus will not be placed in compromising positions of any kind.
Pet note: Santa loves dogs, but not all dogs love Santa, even the fluffiest ones! Please secure pets during the visit.
Bottom line: If any of the Naughty List rules are broken or attempted, Santa Claus and the Jolliest Claus staff will leave immediately and not return.